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BIRKIN TOTE

BIRKIN TOTE

$30.00Price
Excluding Sales Tax

Why blow your paycheck on pretentious nonsense when you can channel your sarcasm into something far more practical? It’s a subtle flex that says, “I could, but I won’t.”

 

  • Materials

    • Made from 50% recycled polyester (yay, Earth!) and 50% regular polyester (yay, more plastic!)
    • Dimensions: 13.5 W x 14.5 H I think at least
    • Comes with not one, but two handles
    • Buy before we get our Cease and desist letter
Foul Crowd Clothing Size Chart

Size Chart

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